if everyone is drunk while driving noone is. take the can
*in like the voice of pim from smiling friends* ohh please let me make it cavernous! pleeaase!
their names are cpu and graphics card and hard drive and usb port
not pictured: my beautiful children 1/8" stereo male and ¼" stereo female
piss went public and 40% of its stocks are owned by me
Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone
DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"
im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo
watch this
you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls
Traditional ant names
Traditional ant names are based on one ant virtue as the first name and one ant “intimidating quality” as the last name.
For example:
- Temperance the Absconder
- Proportionality the Relentless
- Synchronicity the Amputator
- Alacrity the Calculating
- Efficiency the Eternal Witness
"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
